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A record partnership of 314 puts India in charge after two days of the final Test at Mohali.

It's some jigsaw puzzle - £10,000 in cut-up £10 and £20 notes. What tips can the experts give the binman who made this lucky find, and is now piecing the shredded money back together?

Police return an estimated £10,000 in £10 and £20 notes found cut up in two rubbish bins in Lincoln.

Sir Paul McCartney has found a new lease of creative life on his third album as The Fireman, a collaboration with producer Youth.

A team volunteers are taking to the towpaths alongside a flotilla of boats to clean up a Milton Keynes canal.

The price of cocaine has fallen dramatically, but so too has the purity. The BBC's Ben Ando finds out what else is being added to it.

Tate Britain is to hold a major exhibition of JMW Turner and the Old Masters, ranking him alongside the likes of Rembrandt.

Feel the gloom. With more bad news on the economy this week, is there no comfort, no end to pessimism? Yes! The Magazine challenged statistical sleuths Michael Blastland and Andrew Dilnot to scour the data - and find us five reasons to be cheerful.

Figures released by local councils show that more than £4m is spent clearing up after fly-tipping in the east.

Everton go fourth in the Premier League by winning at Wigan, while West Ham earn a point at Man City.

Damien Hirst donates four of his major works to the Tate galleries, including a pickled cow.

A lorry driver is stabbed in the head during a road rage attack in a Hampshire lay-by.

Can new boss Mark McGhee improve Motherwell this term?

The Information Commissioner probes claims that two branches of NatWest bank dumped customers' details in outside dustbins.

Caley Thistle players who helped victims of a car crash have "recovered" from their trauma.

Women drivers are becoming as aggressive as men, says new research. So will we all be racing each other from the traffic lights in years to come?

A former special constable admits sending herself hate mail in an effort to get a male colleague into trouble.

Spammers are turning to literature to help their unwanted messages get through.

Ayr fight back to earn a well-deserved draw with Dundee United at Tannadice.

Police hunt a driver who threatened another motorist with a claw hammer during a road rage incident.

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